All the Sales Man including my Boss  having out Lunch.  Today no meat day for me and I brought shrimp  left over from sunday party and eating for my lunch at work.While I was eating I can't smell the shrimp odor and wandering that my co worker try to share with me the bag and told me to throw it outside the garbage after I ate, so I said okay. When my Boss came in, He was asking what I got and I was quilty maybe my shrimp smell, so it was .I was  emba rrasing because my other Boss the son open all the door to get the smell out. I went to get the spray and spray all around the building. I didn't tought it smell so bad for them. I realize how stupid I am to bring the shrimp with me at work, but thats the only I have meatless.Maybe I was thinking that I got used to it that my hubby don't complain when I eat at home. Well It's Done! I still try to get the smell out from the building.

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,
'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight . My hand was cut off then I
got fitted with a hook.  I'm fine, really.'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.'

'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird shit.'

Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.'